So Gross!!

Okay, so Brother Porter, our fat bald disgusting new seminary teacher decided to give us this totally lame object lesson yesterday. French kissing is bad. Puh-lease! It is when you do it like that!! He put his tongue in a glass bottle and just wiggled it around for five minutes to gross us all out. His slobber dripped all over the floor. It was creepy the way he kept looking at me the whole time. He spent the rest of class sitting behind his desk. What a weirdo!