Keeping Secrets

People always tell me that I have a lot of talents, and usually I pretend that I don't know what they mean. But one of my best talents is that I am a great secret keeper. Like with Sam Jones in the ward, I have never told anyone what all those single gymnsocks are doing under his bed. And I have never even breathed a single word about Janelle and her little experimentations at Girls' camp (and yes, Janelle, it IS wrong even if it's not with a boy). But I'll take those secrets with me to my grave.