Keeping Secrets

People always tell me that I have a lot of talents, and usually I pretend that I don't know what they mean. But one of my best talents is that I am a great secret keeper. Like with Sam Jones in the ward, I have never told anyone what all those single gymnsocks are doing under his bed. And I have never even breathed a single word about Janelle and her little experimentations at Girls' camp (and yes, Janelle, it IS wrong even if it's not with a boy). But I'll take those secrets with me to my grave.

I think I've found him

You know how every girl makes a list in miamaids about the qualities she wants in her future husband? Well, I think I've found my guy. He is totally cute and spiritual and so completely righteous. His name is Stephen, he writes the cutest blog about how to seperate all the truth from the folklore, and I think I'm in love. But I don't think he knows I exist. Sometimes I think that no one does. I love you Stephen! Please, don't cast stones. Let me be your Magdalen!

I just hope it isn't too late.

Rated-R Movies

What is the big deal with "no Rated-R movies" anyway. That's not even in the Book of Mormon. They didn't even have movies back then. Plus, most of them are totally lame anyway. Even the NC-17 ones are pretty tame. Boring!

So Gross!!

Okay, so Brother Porter, our fat bald disgusting new seminary teacher decided to give us this totally lame object lesson yesterday. French kissing is bad. Puh-lease! It is when you do it like that!! He put his tongue in a glass bottle and just wiggled it around for five minutes to gross us all out. His slobber dripped all over the floor. It was creepy the way he kept looking at me the whole time. He spent the rest of class sitting behind his desk. What a weirdo!

I'm trying

I try to be good. I really do. It's just so hard, cuz that can mean so many different things.

Bishop Higgins

My Bishop is totally like the coolest Bishop EVER! I can talk to him about anything, and he totally listens. When my dad left, I didn't really have anyone to listen to me. But Bishop Higgins is always there, and I can tell him anything. Thanks bish! You ROCK!!!